VanityFair.com Embarrasses Itself With Isabella Rossellini

From the aptly-named feature “Awkward Question Time”: Q: “You’ve done love scenes in movies before. How does [her playful animal reproduction series] Seduce Me compare? Is it more awkward when your partner is one-dimensional?” A: “Well, you know, I wrote the scripts. I designed the basic solution of the cardboard mates. It was meant to be funny. I don’t need to go to the Actor’s Studio to play it.” (It gets worse.)

Zena Rommett, 90, Ballet Teacher Who Developed Floor-Barre Technique

“[Her] Floor-Barre begins with students stretched on the floor and proceeds with gentle exercises … without the pressure of gravity or the tendency toward rigidity that sometimes accompanies traditional standing-barre exercises.” Among her many notable students were Tommy Tune, Melissa Hayden, Patrick Swayze, Lar Lubovitch and Judith Jamison.

Lone Isaksen, 68, Star of Harkness and Joffrey Ballets

“At the Harkness Ballet, where she and [Lawrence] Rhodes were founding members from 1964 to 1970, Ms. Isaksen could seemingly do no wrong and was acclaimed by critics and the public alike. Small and elegant, she transformed her deceptive fragility into a startling flexibility that flowed into the convoluted shapes created for her by an array of modern choreographers.”