What are the odds of making it as a successful writer? “1 in 380. Or, if you tweak the numbers to allow for a range of error, 1 in 200 to 1 in 500. You’ve gotta admit those aren’t exactly encouraging. Would a pharmacist go to school if the odds were less than 1 in 100 they would get a job when they get out? Writers have it worse than Division 1 college football players vying for slots in the pros, and “way worse than (the odds) Miss America contestants face. And they get to flaunt cleavage.”