The Computer That Calls The Hits

“Platinum Blue Music Intelligence is a complex computer program that turns music into mathematics. It breaks songs down into 30 or so component parts including rhythm, melody, harmony, beat, cadence, timbre, pitch, and gives each a number. What they have found is just about all hit songs, no matter what genre, fit the same pattern.”

Survival Of The Most Idle…

“‘Idle theory’ is at one level quite simple. All living creatures have to work to stay alive. Some have to work harder than others. Those creatures that need to do little work to stay alive are more likely to survive periods of difficulty than those that must work harder and longer. Evolution is thus based… on the survival of the idlest.”

Jowell Defends Arts Council England

UK Culture Minister Tess Jowell is defending the independence of Arts Council England. “The freedom to make decisions freely – without interference from the state or the market – has never been more important. The arts and culture are the means through which some of the most pressing issues confronting us can be – and in some instances only be – explored.”

Bush Signs New Indecency Legislation

President Bush has signed a bill that increases fines for broadcast “indecency” by a factor of ten. “The law is a victory for advocacy groups who argue that over-the-air broadcast TV and radio programming has become too coarse in recent years. Cable and satellite channels are not covered by the FCC’s indecency regulations.”

NY Times Critic Resigns From Museum Board

Grace Glueck has resigned from the board of the Clark Museum. “The reason is that a blogger has cited as a conflict of interest, my working for The Times while serving as a Clark trustee, and as inaccurate as are his insinuations, it seems better for The Times and the Clark that I leave the Clark board. The Times in no way pressured me to do so. I had, before this broke, already given notice to the paper that I planned to ‘retire’ from my contract position there as of Sept. 1.”

Simon To Receive Twain Prize

“Neil Simon, one of America’s most successful playwrights, has been chosen as this year’s recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, the Kennedy Center announced yesterday. For the past half-century, Simon has been prolific and often produced. Everyone of a certain age probably can name numerous Simon works, as his plays — including The Odd Couple, Barefoot in the Park and The Sunshine Boys — have translated into film and television and into the national consciousness.”

How Can It Be Great If It’s Not New And Expensive?

Washington, D.C.’s Martin Luther King Memorial Library is the district’s only building designed by acclaimed architect Mies van der Rohe, but Benjamin Forgey says you wouldn’t know it from the way the landmark building is being treated as D.C. politicians push for a new central library. “The idea that the 1972 Mies building cannot be renovated into a first-class 21st-century library is absurd… The city’s idea of selling the Mies building to help pay for its new toy is shameful. There is simply no other way to put it. It is to treat a significant work of architecture as if it were a trifling leftover.”

Rereading Childhood Faves Can Be Hazardous To Your Nostalgia

The books we loved as children always seem to hold a special place in our hearts, and though we may not reread them often as adults, they never fail to conjure warm and fuzzy memories. In fact, not rereading them is frequently a good idea. “Moments I had treasured from the book down through the decades now seemed like cheap gags… Where as a child I had seen mystery and wonder, as an adult I saw smug, self-satisfied intellectual humor.”