Robert Frost Is Actually A Terrifying Poet

“[The] key to understanding Frost is to do exactly what the poet does: to take both sides by taking neither. … You will never find his apple-pie versifier divorced from his terrifying reaper, any more than you will find his colloquial voice unbound from formal meter. … Frost is an exacting, serious, honest poet, but he is neutral to the point of scariness.”

How Pop Music Smooths Out Life’s Bumps

“Music makes life melodious–assuming that the music has a melody. But life is often jarring. Pop music suggests, by its easy, pleasurable repetitions, that life makes sense. We can pretend, for the duration of a song, that there is harmony in our lives. Life makes some sense to Beethoven and Coltrane, but it is a difficult, remote way that is not available to all and that can wink out in an instant.”

Jason Alexander Gives The Best Apology For An Anti-Gay Remark Ever

Last week, as a guest on Craig Ferguson’s Late Late Show, the comedian/actor (Seinfeld) went on an extended riff about how cricket is a “gay” sport (as opposed to “manly” Australian rules football). When several of Alexander’s Twitter followers objected, Alexander thought hard about what he’d said and ultimately issued an unusually eloquent and sincere statement.