Leonardo Vs. Michelangelo: The Florentine Smackdown

“We might think it absurd to look at such supreme human treasures and ask which artist is best – but that was what the Florentine republic tried to establish, by getting them to work at public expense on competitive battle paintings, Leonardo’s Battle of Anghiari and Michelangelo’s Battle of Cascina, for the Great Council Hall of the civic palace.”

Arguing With Robert Hughes’s The Mona Lisa Curse

Peter Plagens: “I walked up to Canal Street a couple of weeks ago to buy a porn video and was ripped off. When I got home and opened the DVD case, instead of the advertised ‘Naughty Stewardesses,’ Part VI, there before my eyes was a disc containing a documentary film by the renown art critic, Robert Hughes…. (This is my official cover story….)”

At Her MoMA Sit-In, Marina Abramovic Meets Her (Exact) Match

When Marina Abramovic took her place at an empty table for her performance/installation The Artist Is Present one recent day, “the first visitor in line was a young woman who showed up dressed in [Abramovic’s signature] long dark blue dress and a black braid swept over one shoulder. As Abramovic’s doppleganger, she sat across from her and assumed a mirror pose. And there she sat, to the bafflement of the museum staff and visitors, all day.” A Q&A with the perp.

London Olympics Logo – Worst Ever?

“Garish colors, aggressive shapes and dodgy typography were just a few of its design crimes. Some thought it looked like a swastika. Others spotted Lisa Simpson doing something unmentionable. The animated version caused seizures among some people with a particular type of epilepsy. Fly posters appeared across East London featuring an unofficial version of the logo in which the numbers 2, 0, 1 and 2 were replaced by the letters of an off-color word.”