Addicted To The Ring

“Devoted followers of Wagner’s “Ring” cycle, sometimes called “Ring”-nuts, are always ready to jump on a plane or to weigh in on subjects of highly specialized interest; theirs is an accumulation of frequent-flier miles and possible lecture topics rivaled only by those of ex-presidents.”

The Best Conductor Of His Generation?

“Valery Gergiev is the greatest conductor of his generation. Even those who disagree concede that he is the most electrifying. His high profile internationally is based on his spellbinding effect on audiences and musicians alike – not to mention his famous performance of Shostakovich’s Leningrad symphony to an audience of Russian soldiers and tank commanders amid the ruins of the capital of his homeland.”

Sarah Palin, The Opera

“Come to think of it, Palin seemed ripe for operatic treatment all along. The almost primal passions her candidacy aroused, and the personal and political controversies that dogged it, all fit the recipe for music’s most dramatic form. But it wasn’t the brouhaha that inspired Hughes; it was the sonic possibilities.”