“99. Celebrities who write children’s books and celebrities who go to Iraq to write about the war… 84. David Cronenberg’s brain… 66. The chick lit avalanche… 21. Tied! Kathy Bates wielding a sledgehammer and Kathy Bates stepping into a Jacuzzi with Jack Nicholson… 7. December 1895, Paris: The Lumière Brothers give the first-ever public screening of a motion picture. A shot of an approaching train sends screaming audience members running for cover.”