Everyone loves the teenage singer. But her latest album of rock songs just plain doesn’t work. “She is obviously prodigiously gifted, but the rigours of classical training have left her unsure how to tackle a rock song. Eventually, she settles for a jarring mid-Atlantic accent. She keeps threatening to walk out of something she refers to as the “dowh”. The reason she is going to walk out the dowh is because she has been hurt befowh. She thus can’t take any mowh, a sentiment with which the listener may quickly concur: the whole thing is becoming a bit of a bowh.”