From Wardrobe Malfunction To An Old Guy Singing

Last year, Janet Jackson’s wardrobe “malfunction” at the Superbowl sparked months of “morality” debates and crackdowns. “This year an old guy sang at halftime and a cheap dot-com ad — now there’s a Super Bowl chestnut — tried to send up the whole affair and failed. Does this mean we’re a more civilized, less sex-obsessed, fully cultured country? Nah, it was still mostly beer, boobs, cars and head-crunching football all day long.”