Real Movie Sex: Now Legal In Britain!

In an unprecedented move, Britain’s film censors have approved for public viewing a movie “which features real sex scenes including fellatio, ejaculation and cunnilingus, some in close-up.” The film, 9 Songs, premiered at Cannes this year to much controversy, but the film board ruled that “the sex occurred in the context of the development of a relationship between two people and did not raise issues of harm or sexual violence.” The approval is the latest sign that the UK is moving away from hard and fast rules regarding what its citizenry can expose itself to.