Warning! Moron Alert!

What we need? A terrorism alert system for the arts, write Dominic Papatola. It could be administered by the NEA, he imagines: “At a press conference Friday in Washington, Gioia unveiled a Moron Alert System, under which all concerts, plays and recitals would be color-coded to identify what the chairman referred to as ‘heightened and specific’ threats to the integrity of a given performance.”