Dammit, People, Put Some Clothes On!

David Hinckley is getting sick of the whole nudity thing. Don’t pretend you don’t know what he’s talking about, either: at some point in the last few years, it seems as if the entire pop culture universe just decided to get naked, or damn near naked, and strut around for all the world to admire. It’s getting old, and Hinckley would like everyone to put their clothes back on, please. Now.