53 Ways To Slim Down For The Rapture

A newly released edition of the New Testament is taking a bizarre tack in trying to interest the youth market. “Revolve” is the first edition of the Bible ever to be published in a magazine format, according to its creators, and it looks more like an issue of “Teen Cosmo” than a religious text. “Its tips are wholesome but perky. On skin care: ‘As you apply sunscreen, use that time to talk to God. Tell him how grateful you are for how he made you. Soon, you’ll be so used to talking to him, it might become as regular and familiar as shrinking your pores.'”