Why Movies Are So Bad This Times Of Year

There seems to be great consternation in the movie industry right now over the lackluster performance of recent movies.” Why, asks Barry Koltnow? Because movies this time of year stink. “The reason they stink is that all the best movies come out in the last two months of the year because members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences are brain-dead and cannot remember a movie longer than two months. Therefore, if you want your movie to be considered for an Oscar, you must release it just before the voting deadline. On the other hand, if you have a fun movie that has the potential to make a lot of money, then you must release it in the summer when school is out and kids have the time to see a movie 12 times a day.”