Wouldn’t You Like To Write A Children’s Book Too?

So Madonna’s got a contract for a series of children’s books. That’s got Malene Arpe thinking about other “role models” who might have a future in kiddie books. How about “Chemistry For Toddlers” by Saddam Hussein, “The Silly Silly Voices In My Head Head” by Phil Spector, or “Look At You! You Forgot Your Pants” by Pee-Wee Herman?