There are Christmas pageants and then there are Christmas pageants. “Three camels cross a 300-foot panoramic stage, five white horses prance down the aisles, and three actor-angels swing four stories above 2,069 gape-mouthed audience members simultaneously. Lasers, clouds, fog, more angels, and the release of 16 white pigeons. Mary’s mother, stunned by her daughter’s predicament, launching into the song ‘I’d Be God’s Grandma’…” – Philadelphia Inquirer