BUT WE CAN’T ENJOY OUR DESSERT

Salman Rushdie’s going out on the town again. Everyone enjoys a good celebrity sighting, but some aren’t glad to see him. “I was so pissed to be in the restaurant with him. I’m going to be mad, and dead.” The agent added that everyone at her table agreed. “We can’t enjoy our meal. We don’t want to die because of his fatwa. It’s so passive-aggressive toward people in Manhattan,” the agent continued. “We have enough trouble here.” – New York Observer