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Sixty-four year-old Daniel Hays is a pianist who plays in grocery stores, at parties, wherever. Never had a big career. Now he’s ready to perform with an orchestra, so he put an ad in a Baltimore paper: “SENIOR CITIZEN ready to perform the Rubinstein D-minor Piano Concerto but needs an orchestra. Can you help?” – Baltimore Sun

Source: Baltimore Sun