Ashcroft Pledges US Will Find Iraqi Artifacts

American Attorney General John Ashcroft tells an international audience that his country will recover artwork looted from Iraq’s National Museum. “Regardless of how sophisticated these criminals are or how hard they work to avoid detection, United States law enforcement and our colleagues at Interpol will not rest until the stolen Iraqi artefacts are returned to their rightful place; the public museums and libraries of Iraq.”

Let’s Dance Wid Dubya

Several musicians have fallen in love with Dubya’s voice and have sampled his words into dance music. “Bush’s speeches to the American people, particularly those concerning the Iraq war and September 11, have proved a popular source of material for a number of dance music producers and a host of releases featuring the voice of George W are now available.”