Locking Up Shakespeare: Arizona Lawmakers Ban The Tempest For Public Schools

Imagine government officials sweeping through schools, demanding teachers and students hand over all their copies of Sherman Alexie, Howard Zinn, Leslie Marmon Silko … and Shakespeare. That’s reality in Arizona, where the legislature has banned any teaching unit that might include race, ethnicity or oppression as “central themes.”

Patron X, Of The Infamous Cell Phone Ring, Seriously Regrets The Error

“Patron X said he had no idea he was the culprit. He said his company replaced his BlackBerry with an iPhone the day before the concert. He said he made sure to turn it off before the concert, not realizing that the alarm clock had accidentally been set and would sound even if the phone was in silent mode. ‘I didn’t even know phones came with alarms,’ the man said.”