TRYING TOO HARD TO BE HIP

The Royal Academy’s followup to “Sensation” is meant to shock. But “Apocalypse is to the Royal Academy what a pair of purple hipsters are to an aged librarian. The show wants so much to be out there, in the loop, feeling the buzz – but pretending you are out there is not the same as being out there, and the latest attempt by the Academy, founded in 1768, to pass itself off as a happening temple of modern culture shock ends up as a rather sad little show, even a pathetic one. This was obviously not the intention.” – The Sunday Times (UK)

WHY VIRTUAL MUSEUMS DISAPPOINT

Even as London’s Tate and New York’s Museum of Modern Art get set to launch ambitious virtual museums, a big question still remains: “Why is the Virtual Museum so boring? And it is. The cyber gallery is nearly always dense, confusing, difficult to navigate, devoid of passion and, worse, of intellect. Not only are these sites a betrayal of the ‘muse’ function at the core of the name museum, they often demand hours of downloading special software to handle special effects that are nothing special.” – New York Times

THE FIRST ART

A humble ancient stone turns out to be the first art. “New scientific data suggests that early humans were producing representations of life 220,000 years ago, 170,000 years earlier than previously thought. It is a discovery which could revolutionise our understanding of human development.” – The Independent (UK)

SELLING JEAN-MICHEL

Jean-Michel Basquiat’s artwork is the top-selling of the 1980s. “Does the artist’s work live up to the market’s hype? While Basquiat produced a lot of junk, if you look at his high-water mark as a painter, you can’t help but be impressed by the sophistication of his compositions, painterly surface and effective use of language.” – Artnet

GROWING THE GETTY

When the Getty opened its new billion-dollar home three years ago in Los Angeles, there were those who thought a period of more modest art acquisitions might follow. But though some Getty programs have quietly gone away, the museum is continuing to collect aggressively, says the museum’s new director. – The Art Newspaper