90-Minute Plays Are For Pikers: Theatre Gets Supersized

“Brevity has become an increasingly compelling selling point in today’s legit landscape, but a number of this season’s incoming productions — following the Tony-winning revival of play trilogy ‘The Norman Conquests’ — are bucking the trend and hoping auds still have an appetite for the epic.” Among the outsize events on the horizon in New York: “‘The Orphans’ Home Cycle,’ nine Horton Foote plays condensed into a three-part marathon running, yes, nine hours.”

Adrian Noble To Be A.D. Of Old Globe’s Shakespeare Fest

“The Old Globe Theatre has hired the distinguished British director Adrian Noble to lead its 2010 Summer Shakespeare Festival, taking the place of Darko Tresnjak, who is leaving the theater. Noble, who was artistic director of England’s renowned Royal Shakespeare Company for nearly 13 years, will initially be on a one-year contract to direct the festival, whose 2010 edition coincides with the Globe’s 75th anniversary.”

Summer Stock Theatre That Isn’t, Really…

Martha’s Vineyard theatre Vineyard Playhouse is “a year-round professional stage that gives new, serious meaning to the idea of community theater. The Vineyard being the Vineyard, its community includes Tony- and Oscar-winning artists and as-yet-undiscovered talents, and the 120-seat black-box playhouse has emerged as a bustling gathering place for all of them to work.”

The Life Of Palin, In Libretto

“Why should Governor Palin concern herself with the travails of Mary Poppins or Roxie Hart, when her own life is so rich in material? So I present a two-act treatment for a new musical based on her extraordinary rise. Entitled simply Palin! the Musical, I will be faxing it to her advisers as soon as Alaskan office hours begin.”

Con Man Drabinsky Still Has Loyalty Of Some Big Names

At Livent founder turned convict Garth Drabinsky’s sentencing hearing this week, “his lawyers produced letters of support from E.L. Doctorow, Christopher Plummer and Hal Prince, among others. … It’s appalling but not surprising that all these artistic types are still under Drabinsky’s spell. Although he cheated investors out of millions, the flashy ‘impresario of the old school’ sure knew how to treat talent.”