Bring Back Portrait-Painting Of Theatre Legends!

“If only we had a David Hockney image of Judi Dench as Lady Macbeth or Tom Phillips’s take on Simon Russell Beale or Antony Sher as Richard III. The list of performances one would love to have seen painted is endless: Vanessa Redgrave as Rosalind, Peggy Ashcroft as mad Queen Margaret, Ian McKellen as Richard II, Mark Rylance as Hamlet. Why don’t theatres take the initiative and start commissioning painters to preserve individual performances for posterity?”

How The Little Mermaid Is Like Bank Of America

“When this fiasco opened to lousy reviews in January 2008, Disney executives ran around town telling everyone that the reviews didn’t matter because ‘The Little Mermaid’ was like ‘Bank of America.’ Let’s see. Bank of America stock price, January 2008: $50. Bank of America stock price, July 2009: $13. You know what? Those Disney executives were right!” (Scroll down.)

The Bell Tolls For Hemingway Musical (Yes, Musical)

“So, Too Close to the Sun is closing four weeks early at the Comedy theatre. The unlikely musical about Ernest Hemingway is the latest in a lineup of West End duds that have bombed.” The latest, that is, in a lineup of West End duds whose bombing was entirely predictable. Unlike their flamboyant Broadway peers, “London’s musical flops tend to involve comparative unknowns (such as the team behind last year’s Imagine This) and can be seen coming a mile off.”

Out Of The Theatre, Into The Woods (Or Boat Or Car)

“[T]here’s something about a certain kind of summer theatergoing … that makes you look differently at the city and at the conventions of the stage. This year there are shows on boats, in cars, on the streets and in many public places, from ‘Joan of Arc’ in Fort Tryon Park to ‘Measure for Measure’ in a Lower East Side parking lot. These productions are blurring the boundaries between the created and the real worlds through immersion, interactivity and site-specificity.”