If Only More Classic Novels Had Sequels

“A sequel to children’s classic Peter Pan has been published – more than 100 years after the original… The book is set 20 years after the original, with Peter Pan’s friend Wendy now having children of her own and the Lost Boys having grown up… Publishers tried to keep details of the book secret but were forced to launch an investigation back in August after an American newspaper printed a summary of the plot. The book is being published in 30 different countries in 34 languages.”

Funerary Viol In The What Now?

“It seems to be just another esoteric historical tome published to appeal to an academic audience: An Incomplete History of the Art of the Funerary Violin, by Rohan Kriwaczek, a nonfiction account of a little-known genre of music that was condemned by the Roman Catholic Church and almost wiped out by the Great Funerary Purges of the 1830’s and 40’s… Except for a few niggling details. There is no such thing as a funerary violin. [And] there were no Great Funerary Purges.” A literary joke? Sure looks like it, and the book’s publisher apparently wasn’t among those in on it.

Pete Doherty, Poetry Maven. No, Really!

Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty may be better known for his tumultuous personal life than for his music, but it turns out all that prison time was an excellent opportunity for reading poetry. Rimbaud, Verlaine … and don’t even get him started on Emily Dickinson. “Aargh, she’s outrageous man!” he says. “She’s [expletive] hardcore! Can’t ignore her.”