Murdoch, Regan Almost Had It Both Ways

Rupert Murdoch and Judith Regan have backed away from O.J. Simpson’s blood-soaked book and TV special, but let’s not be too quick to hand out the gold stars. “Like Mr. Simpson himself, they were hoping to have it both ways. The conceit of selling Mr. Simpson’s hypothetical guilt is despicable, as is Ms. Regan’s argument that this was her way of eliciting his ‘confession’ and giving herself closure for her own history as a victim of abuse. Even the American obsession with ‘closure’ as a therapeutic concept can’t begin to justify ‘If I Did It.’ “

Sinister-Looking Singleton Seeks Same

“Perhaps only someone from Britain could genuinely believe that a personal ad beginning, ‘Baste me in butter and call me Slappy,’ might lead to romance with an actual, nonincarcerated person. But in the strange alternate universe that is the personals column in the London Review of Books, a fetish for even the naughtiest dairy product is considered a perfectly reasonable basis for a relationship. Rejecting the earnest self-promotion of most personal ads, the correspondents in the London Review column tend instead to present themselves as idiosyncratic, even actively repellent.”

Why Poetry Matters

“There’s actually an odd correlation between these ideas: poetry is either inadequate, even immoral, in the face of human suffering, or it’s unprofitable, hence useless. Either way, poets are advised to hang our heads or fold our tents. Yet in fact, throughout the world, transfusions of poetic language can and do quite literally keep bodies and souls together – and more.”