Anna Nicole Smith, The Opera

If they can do it with Jerry Springer, why not Anna Nicole? Covent Garden has commissioned a new piece from composer Mark-Anthony Turnage and librettist Richard Thomas (who did, yes, Jerry Springer) for a 2011 premiere. The Royal Opera’s head says, “It is not going to be tawdry; it is going to be witty, clever, thoughtful and sad.”

Cast Your Own Anna Nicole Smith Opera!

The cher public at Parterre Box is having a grand old time suggesting the ideal singers to re-enact the life of the former Vicki Lynn Hogan. So far, candidates for the title role range from Netrebko to Mattila to Bartoli; Plácido Domingo is suggested for the elderly husband, as is 106-year-old tenor Hugues Cuénod, and barihunks should be fighting to play baby-daddy Larry Birkhead.

Met Casts New Stars In Chic Revivals, And The Seams Show

“At the Metropolitan Opera in recent seasons, great emphasis has been placed on the recruitment of new stage directors and on showcasing particular singers. So what happens when the special new productions with cutting-edge directors are revived with different stars? Recently, the Met … demonstrated the pitfalls of this mix-and-match approach.”

Fire Strikes Pleyel Piano Factory

France’s last manufacturer of pianos was devastated by an overnight blaze at its factory in Saint-Denis, a northern suburb of Paris. About 40 pianos were destroyed, including 10 custom-designed instruments, with total damage estimated at €5 million. All models and designs survived intact (as did Pleyel’s technicians), and the company expects to resume production in the spring.

Connecticut Opera: No Refunds For Cancelled Shows

Having called off the rest of its season, the company last week sent a letter to subscribers saying, “In keeping with our promise to keep you informed of our plans for the future, we have the disappointing task of announcing that we are unable to provide refunds for your remaining tickets. You may, to the full extent allowed by the law, claim your unused tickets… as a charitable contribution to Connecticut Opera.”