Survey: Nonprofit Theatres Hunkering Down For Recession

“U.S. nonprofit theaters are cutting staff and expanding discounts as they anticipate disappointing ticket sales and fundraising, according to a new survey by the Theatre Communications Group. In a January survey of 210 member theaters, the group found 77 percent are ‘reprojecting’ expenses for the coming year. Theaters with a budget of at least $10 million are cutting spending by an average of $750,000.”

Do Ticket Touts (A.K.A. Scalpers) Get A Bad Rap?

“As the Guardian reports today, the government is launching a consultation that will encourage events promoters and football clubs to toughen up their ticket security and squeeze out the touts. No one likes to be ripped off, but are there upsides to touting? Did a sinister-looking individual enable you to catch that unforgettable early-90s Swervedriver gig?”

Pinched By The Recession? Offer Your Head As A ‘Cranial Billboard’

Air New Zealand is the latest of several companies to advertise using temporary tattoos on willing participants’ bodies. “For shaving their noggins and displaying the ad copy [on their bald heads] for two weeks in November, they received either a round-trip ticket to New Zealand (worth about $1,200) or $777 in cash (an allusion to the Boeing 777, a model in the airline’s fleet).”

There Will Be No Jimi Hendrix Vodka

As if life weren’t bad enough already. “[The] owners of Jimi Hendrix’s music, trademarks and licensing rights won a legal victory in their trademark infringement case against local businessman Craig Dieffenbach and Electric Hendrix Spirits, which created an ‘Electric Hendrix’ brand of vodka.” The defendants must pay a $3.2 million judgment and remove all Electric Hendrix from the shelves.

Needed ASAP: A Stronger Case For The Arts

Arts partisans are celebrating their stimulus victory, but Greg Sandow contends that it really wasn’t such a coup. The arguments made on behalf of the arts “aren’t nearly strong enough,” he writes. “The arts are going to need a better strategy. And in the end it’s going to have to come from art itself, from the benefits art brings, in a world where popular culture — which has gotten smart and serious — also helps bring depth and meaning to our lives.”