Competition, National Happiness, And The Bagging Of Groceries

What the National Grocers Association’s Best Bagger Championship “illustrates most is how the recognition for doing something well, and the desire to do it even better that that recognition prompts, enriches [the competitors’] lives on an everyday basis.” And a “country cannot be great without great grocery store baggers – their speed, courtesy, and ability to keep our spaghetti sauce from crushing our hot dog buns is crucial to maintaining public morale.”

Things Are Out Of My Control (My Horoscope Said So)

“[W]hen individuals are unable to gain a sense of control objectively, they will try to gain it perceptually. … Feelings of control are essential for our well-being – we think clearer and make better decisions when we feel we are in control. Lacking control is highly aversive, so we instinctively seek out patterns to regain control – even if those patterns are illusory.”

Five Stages Of Dying? Sure. Five Stages Of Grief? Not So Much.

“Perhaps the stage theory of grief caught on so quickly because it made loss sound controllable. The trouble is that it turns out largely to be a fiction, based more on anecdotal observation than empirical evidence. … In On Grief and Grieving, [Elisabeth Kübler-Ross] insisted that the stages were ‘never meant to help tuck messy emotions into neat packages.’ If her injunction went unheeded, perhaps it is because the messiness of grief is what makes us uncomfortable.”

Democrat Or Republican? You Can Tell From The Head Shot

“In a study published in the January 18 issue of PLoS One, subjects were able to accurately identify candidates from the 2004 and 2006 U.S. Senate elections as either Democrats or Republicans based on black-and-white photos of their faces. And subjects were even able to correctly identify college students as belonging to Democratic or Republican clubs based on their yearbook photos.”

When Urban Foodies Turn To Yoga

“India has become to American yoga what France is to American cuisine: an ancient source of wisdom to be reinterpreted, democratized and repackaged by its acolytes here.” Much of that reinterpretation is now happening around food: “yogier-than-thou” vegans; the use of bacon as “a yogic teaching tool”; a coach telling her class, “Ssssmell the squassshhhh waaaafting through the air.”