Whither The Tutu?

Sylvie Guillem says dancing in one is “like wearing a big plate.” They’re difficult and expensive to make. They can give partners a rash. And they positively reek of wispy 19th-century clichés; abstract modern ballet tends to avoid them. Are tutus over? Maybe not…

Remain Calm, Morris-Dancing Fans; It’s Merely A Lull

Poet-performer John Hegley says there’s no cause for panic about the health of Morris dancing:
“The Morris is a mate of mine
the rumours state it’s in decline!

My answer is a little dull,
it’s not decline – it’s just a lull:
like concertinas squeeze to shut
until the arms unbend,
like deckchairs go back in the hut
at every summer’s end.”