Unmasking An Incompetent Conductor

Critics seem to love Gilbert Kaplan, the wealthy businessman-turned conductor who specializes in leading Mahler’s 2nd Symphony (and ONLY Mahler’s 2nd Symphony.) But you can count the New York Philharmonic unimpressed: “The day of the concert, the players demanded a meeting with Zarin Mehta, the orchestra’s president, and complained about Mr. Kaplan’s conducting for an hour.” And one trombonist wrote a blistering blog post blasting Kaplan’s weak skills.

Forgetting Mendelssohn

“What is it about Felix Mendelssohn that so habitually slips the mind? For most of the 19th century, Mendelssohn was considered the equal of Beethoven and Bach. For much of the 20th, his music was known to at least as many listeners as the Beatles… Yet each season when the concert programmes drop through the door his is the name that gets oddly left off.”

Starting From Scratch

David Handel was an unlikely individual to popularize orchestral music in Bolivia – American-born, classically trained, and possessed of almost no knowledge of the country he arrived in back in 1997. “The National Symphony Orchestra he was hired to remake was a shambles — it had no concert hall, generated little public interest and was barely able to muster seven or eight sparsely attended concerts a year and pay its musicians a few dollars per performance.” Today, it’s a whole different story.

Virginia Symphony Gets A Loan To Stay Afloat

The cash-strapped Virginia Symphony Orchestra is breathing a sigh of relief today, after Norfolk officials agreed to provide the ensemble with a $500,000 lifeline. “The terms include repayment with 6 percent interest over five years,” and the VSO says the loan will enable it to make it to the end of the fiscal year without declaring bankruptcy.

What Happened To No Such Thing As Bad Publicity?

“This weekend, dozens of dancers in brilliant costumes will leap across the stage of [Philadelphia’s] Merriam Theater, before digitally projected Chinese landscapes. An orchestra will perform original scores melding Western and Chinese instruments; the violin will befriend the two-string erhu.” A great cross-cultural experience? Not if you’re the Chinese government. China’s Communist Party “has called the production ‘an insult and distortion’ of [its] culture.”

Celebrate Obama’s Inauguration, Maazel Style

“New York Philharmonic music director Lorin Maazel and his wife are offering their country estate in Virginia for $50,000 a night during the presidential inauguration. The Rappahannock County estate can accommodate up to 50 guests. The complex includes a spa facility with a large heated swimming pool, a Turkish steam room and a Finnish sauna. Guests also can use a theater room with a commercial-size movie screen, along with a bowling alley and a petting zoo.”

Even Puppets Hit Hard By Economic Crisis

Minneapolis-based In The Heart of the Beast Puppet & Mask Theatre, one of America’s leading puppet theatres, has announced a seven-week layoff to begin the day after Chistmas. “In addition, the troupe will cut the wages of contract artists by 17 percent through the end of the fiscal year, Aug. 31, a move intended to shave 20 percent from the troupe’s $1 million annual budget.”