Anthony Trollope And The Way We Live Now (In 2013)

“Greed is eternal, but when the money flows as plentifully upward as in London circa 1873 or New York circa 2013, and is as unequally distributed, it becomes a moral toxin, saturates the world of culture, makes relationships more competitive, turns desire into the pursuit of status … And, as in Trollope’s London, money and its pursuit can have a democratizing effect.”

Vladimir Nabokov As Lit Professor

“He said we did not need to know anything about their historical context, and that we should under no circumstance identify with any of the characters in them, since novels are works of pure invention. The authors, he continued, had one and only one purpose: to enchant the reader. So all we needed to appreciate them, aside from a pocket dictionary and a good memory, was our own spines.”

Livening Up That Boring Old Seder

“Some folks are flinging marshmallows and ping-pong balls at one another to simulate hail. … For a bit of aesthetic flair, a website offers a special manicure theme. ‘You won’t want to Pass-over these Ten Plagues Nail Decals!’ declares midrashmanicures.com. ‘These adorable frogs, flies, and locusts are bound to be a hit at your Seder.’ As for Elijah the prophet? Well, he just might show up.”