SOUL SURVIVOR

Europe’s big cultural festivals are big business. “Salzburg, the most prestigious, sold its soul a long while back. Nowhere on the tourist itinerary of Europe are you more likely to find over-priced hotels and mediocre restaurants. The old town has become little more than a shopping mall for the exceedingly wealthy. How could Mozart’s birthplace have come to this?” All the more to sympathize with Gerard Mortier’s struggle for artistic integrity. – Financial Times 08/09/00

MR. MODERN

Nicholas Serota is smiling. And why not? Serota, director of the Tate Museum, is “one of the handful of culture gurus who have persuaded conservative Britons to cast aside their instinctual suspicion of modern art. Serota has, with Tate Modern, simultaneously catapulted Britain to the forefront of the international contemporary art world, up there with New York’s MOMA and the Pompidou in Paris.” – Los Angeles Times

ON JERRY HALL’S NUDE SCENE

“Without my stopwatch on the night, I had to resort to the trusted old method of counting seconds, muttering “One elephant . . . two elephants . . . three elephants,” and so on. By the time I reached the fifth elephant, my neighbours in the stalls were pushing me under my seat and sitting on my head to shut me up, because they thought my comments would upset Mick Jagger, who was in the audience.” – Sydney Morning Herald

CELEBRITY TURNS

“Jerry Hall made her official debut on the London stage. “On Tuesday night the critics’ knives were out – and sharpened – as 44-year-old Hall still failed to make anything more than just an adequate impression.” – BBC

ON JERRY HALL’S NUDE SCENE

“Without my stopwatch on the night, I had to resort to the trusted old method of counting seconds, muttering “One elephant . . . two elephants . . . three elephants,” and so on. By the time I reached the fifth elephant, my neighbours in the stalls were pushing me under my seat and sitting on my head to shut me up, because they thought my comments would upset Mick Jagger, who was in the audience.” – Sydney Morning Herald

MR. MODERN

Nicholas Serota is smiling. And why not? Serota, director of the Tate Museum, is “one of the handful of culture gurus who have persuaded conservative Britons to cast aside their instinctual suspicion of modern art. Serota has, with Tate Modern, simultaneously catapulted Britain to the forefront of the international contemporary art world, up there with New York’s MOMA and the Pompidou in Paris.” – Los Angeles Times

CLEANING THE ACROPOLIS

In preparation for the 2004 Olympics, “teams of archaeologists are restoring and cleaning the 2,500-year-old Parthenon, the Temple of Athena Nike, the walls fortifying the Acropolis, and the Propylaia, the main entrance to the monuments. Projects also include work on the Erechtheion, with its porch of statues of young women known as caryatids.” – Boston Globe