Asterisks Only Bollocks Up The Issue (Just Fucking Go Ahead And Swear)

In a British trial, most newspapers have been excising the accused’s swearwords with asterisks. This is a problem: “First, people are being denied a full and accurate report of what the entire case hinged on: the swearing was central, not peripheral. Second, the shocking force of the language used is surely diminished by reducing it to asterisks. Third, readers are being treated as children, unable to cope with the reality – however unpleasant – of what, we now learn, highly paid professional footballers say to each other on the pitch.”