“Gays and the Bionic Woman? Love her! Gays and Isaiah Washington? Not so much. Thus you have one of the Great Pop Cultural Dilemmas of 2007: What’s a thoroughly postmodern gay to do when one of the iconic heroines of ’70s television is relaunched on a network that eagerly embraces an actor who gets dumped from his hit show on another network after proving himself all too comfortable with a certain homophobic slur?”