Joan Rivers, Cutup

Deborah Solomon: “Do you think you’re a plastic-surgery addict?” Rivers: “No. I think I’m in a business where you have to look good, and it’s totally youth-oriented.” Solomon: “I prefer the aging bohemian, Georgia O’Keeffe look.” Rivers: “That’s great if you’re Georgia O’Keeffe and each painting is $5 million and they’re sitting at your feet. But if Georgia O’Keeffe were waiting at a bus stop, nobody … would have pulled over and said, ‘Hey, baby, want a lift?'”

The Man Who Midwifed 20th-Century Dance

This May 18 is the centennial of Serge Diaghilev’s first evening of Russian ballet in Paris. “At this moment, audiences were shown a future for ballet far from the sterility of Europe’s opera houses and music halls. The next year came Diaghilev-inspired creations: Bakst’s parrot-cry colours in Scheherazade and the new theatre-music of Stravinsky’s Firebird.”

Reviving The Columbus Symphony

After the Ohio orchestra’s near-death experience last year, new chairman Martin Inglis is recruiting board members, pushing fiscal prudence and repairing relations with demoralized musicians. “We’re all bruised. There are still a lot of raw emotions out there and differing views, and they’re probably irreconcilable. My comment is, ‘Fine, we can’t go backward; we’ve got to chart our own course.'”

Thomas Quasthoff Uses His Rage

“When I was little and waiting for my mother outside a shop, sometimes passers-by would say I was cursed by a witch. And that stays with you. But now I use that in my singing, so it’s actually a plus.… I am not here as some sort of role model. Of course, maybe at first people would come to see a freak. But they come a second time so then I know it’s for my singing.”