Go To Graduate School In Twittering!

“A university is to offer a master’s degree teaching students about social networking sites like Facebook, Twitter and Bebo. The £4,400 MA in Social Media will also explain how to set up blogs and publish podcasts. The one-year course at Birmingham City University will consider social networking sites as communications and marketing tools.”

The Glory Of Puns

“I asked a friend of mine, an inveterate punster, whether he punned while on dates. ‘Sure, I pun on dates,’ he replied. ‘On prunes and figs, too.’ And well he might, considering the similitude between puns and fruit flies, both of which die practically the instant they are born, but not before breeding others.”

Another Gramophone List: The World’s Most Inspiring Orchestras

Following up on last fall’s much-argued-over roster of the planet’s 20 best symphonic ensembles, the magazine’s editors have made a list which “specifically focus[es] on the inspiring social role that orchestras can play.” The ten bands honored include, of course, Barenboim’s West-Eastern Divan Orchestra and Dudamel’s Simón Bolívar Youth Orchestra, but also the Berlin and New York Philharmonics, the Buskaid Ensemble and the YouTube Symphony.

Wittgenstein Family Values

“One day, when Paul was practicing at one of the seven grand pianos in their winter home, the Palais Wittgenstein, he leaped up and shouted at his brother Ludwig in the room next door, ‘I cannot play when you are in the house, as I feel your skepticism seeping towards me from under the door!'”