German Customs Impounds Violinist’s Guarneri, Demand €380K To Return It

“Belgium-based Yuzuko Horigome was transiting through Frankfurt Airport last week after performing in Japan … When she tried to walk through the green gate for travellers arriving in the EU with nothing to declare, customs officers stopped her and said she needed to pay 190,000 euros in duty on her 1741 Guarnerius violin.” (They’re now demanding an additional 100% fine.)

Phyllis Diller Was Underrated

Jason Zinoman: “[She] was long seen as slightly old-fashioned, her self-deprecating one-liners out of step during the brash comedy revolution and boom of the 1970s and ’80s. Stand-up comedy, however, is about form as much as content. … She was not playing a retiring, apologetic wallflower. She dished out insults to her fictional husband, Fang, the same way that borscht belt comics mocked their wives.”

A School Teaches Stand-Up Comedians How To Tell Clean Jokes

“Aspiring stand-up comedians often think that making people laugh requires a foul mouth. Could be, but most of them won’t earn a cent at it if they can’t clean up their acts.” So Jeff Lawrence – “a fortyish, gay Jewish comic who hasn’t quite sworn off swearing himself” – is running a school called Laughing Buddha to teach comedians how not to work blue.

Rage Against The Machine Vs. Pussy Riot: Why Protest Songs By Themselves Aren’t Enough

“The politically important stuff about music isn’t the ‘content’ of the lyrics; it’s the symbolic gestures made by the people performing them. In fact, the lyrics matter so little that Paul Ryan can enjoy songs [by Rage Against the Machine] about American foreign policy that are diametrically opposed to his belief in American exceptionalism.”