Abu Dhabi Angry Over Unspent €25m Gift To Louvre

A letter sent last year by the emirate’s top cultural and tourism official to the Louvre’s director reveals that “the museum has, since 2007, been sitting on €25m, which the Gulf state paid the Louvre for spaces on one floor of its Pavillon de Flore … to be opened to the public and named in honour of … the founder of the United Arab Emirates.”

Royal Ballet Runaway Sergei Polunin Complains Of ‘British Mafia’

“The British paid for their houses with Nureyev and made their careers out of him. But, when he was past his best, they simply threw him out. … They get rid of everyone: It’s a kind of British mafia. So I thought that, in a few years’ time, someone young would come along – someone who was easier to manage and who didn’t need to be paid as much.”

Don’t You Dare Call Us The Happiest Town, Says Sag Harbor, NY

“The cause of distress: a national magazine, Coastal Living, named Sag Harbor as a finalist in a contest to crown ‘America’s happiest seaside town’.” Says one longtime resident, “Is Sag Harbor a happy place? No, Sag Harbor is not about happy.” (Note: The town that ended up winning the title just elected Mark “Hiking the Appalachian Trail” Sanford to Congress.)

The Very Hollywood Rehabilitation Of Robert Downey Jr.

“For nearly a decade, from the mid-’90s until the early 2000s, Downey was the biggest disaster in Hollywood – excruciating to watch because he had so much potential on screen and was such a mess in life. … Now Downey is the biggest film star on Earth. Last year, he earned $50 million just for his appearance in The Avengers – and he isn’t shy about admitting that the size of the paycheck is a major motivation.”