Artist Doug Aitken Rethinks Hirshhorn Museum Gift Shop

The shop, currently in the lobby, will be relocated to the basement, so Aitken has called “for a broad shaft to be pierced through the museum’s Independence Avenue forecourt…. Aitken hopes his light-filled basement space will function as ‘a personal sanctuary, where you can get lost.’ This is hardly the model most museums use when considering their shops.”

Dear TV Theme Music: What’s Become Of You?

“Even you must admit that you are not what you were. Anyone whose memory reaches back even as far as the mid-’90s, when the theme to ‘Friends’ gave the Rembrandts a brief career in real-world pop, knows that. Recall the effervescent Latin pop of ‘I Love Lucy,’ the dark march of the ‘Dragnet’ theme, the hopeful soft-rock of the theme to ‘The Mary Tyler Moore Show.'”

Site Lists 21K Works Of ‘Degenerate’ Art Seized By Nazis

“The Web site, the result of eight years of research by art historians at [Berlin’s Free University], includes works by Franz Marc, Emil Nolde, Otto Dix, Marc Chagall, Max Beckmann, Wassily Kandinsky and Ernst Ludwig Kirchner. It gives details of the museums they were seized from and their current location, in cases where it is known and where the work wasn’t destroyed.”

Contest For Oxford Professor Of Poetry Begins In Earnest

“The university announced that so far there had been three nominations for the job: Geoffrey Hill, Paula Claire and Seán Haldane. This year’s election is a re-run after a debacle last year, when first Derek Walcott pulled out over sexual harassment allegations, and then Ruth Padel withdrew,” having “told journalists about the accusations.”

For Shame, Georgia

“Having lived in Atlanta for 14 years until returning home to Manhattan three years ago, I can attest to Georgia’s guiding Red Neck mentality: ‘the arts promote imagination and creativity and are therefore bad for our children, especially with all those homosexuals in high places.'”