Has Guitar Hero Taught Us Nothing? Strings Are Too Hard!

“Why are they still making guitars with ‘real’ strings that are difficult and boring to learn how to play and really make your fingers hurt? What is the point? Do we still slaughter our own cows? Dig our own wells? Work in the turnip fields for 18 hours a day, six days a week? No.” The solution is obvious: Redesign the guitar. Buttons only this time.

Remain Calm, Morris-Dancing Fans; It’s Merely A Lull

Poet-performer John Hegley says there’s no cause for panic about the health of Morris dancing:
“The Morris is a mate of mine
the rumours state it’s in decline!

My answer is a little dull,
it’s not decline – it’s just a lull:
like concertinas squeeze to shut
until the arms unbend,
like deckchairs go back in the hut
at every summer’s end.”

Let’s Make Sure Artists Don’t Starve In This Recession

“With the recession and credit crunch licking at our boots and high heels, many more artists will be joining the ranks of the starving or cash-poor, while every penny goes on paint, canvas, paper, pen, music sheets, strings, rosin, film or video. … What we need is not more artists, nor fewer, but more saints – such as the Carnegie or MacArthur foundations – willing to sprinkle a little seed money into the path of deserving artists, that their tiny hands may not be frozen.”

Retrying Shylock: Diana’s Lawyer On Finding Against Him

“Seven senior lawyers convened in New York last month to reconsider the case against Shylock, Shakespeare’s money lender in The Merchant of Venice. One of those lawyers, Anthony Julius – best known for representing Princess Diana in her divorce from Prince Charles – explains why he voted to let merchant Antonio keep the money after all.”

One Thing The Downturn Won’t Kill: The Art Fair

“[T]he fair phenomenon, which grew out of the need for dealers to compete with the ever-expanding range of the auction rooms, is now deeply entrenched as a concept for convenient one-stop shopping and has become a key source of income for dealers.” While “there may now be too many fairs, and some may fall by the wayside, those that adapt to the new economic reality can survive.”

Bad Economy = Good News For Used-Book Sellers

“The consensus of the economic pundits seems to be that 2009 is going to be awful – every bit as bad as 2008. … In the search for silver linings, I conclude that this can only be good news for secondhand book dealers. So my prediction for 2009 is that the devoted book reader will beat a path ever more urgently to those forgotten, out-of-the-way corners of musty tranquility of which the shopping class knows nothing.”